"Oh no! My American Apparel tights got caught in my vintage bike chain!"

Saturday, April 10, 2010

GABRIEL

My fellow hip enthusiasts,

I am a simple man with simple values. Born and raised in Columbus, Ohio: a town so lame and with so many unexpected charms that it is a mecca to Hipsters and free-thinking people alike. I am here to observe and report on this mystical culture that they may be understood, which is probably the last thing they want.

Why I am Hip:I go to local concerts regularly, I only buy cd's with soft-back covers, I enjoy the hookah pipe, Indie films and documentaries turn me on, and I write a goddamn blog.