Catch Phrases of Misunderstood Youth

"Album? I only listen to demos."

"They're not girl's pants. They're just European."

"I have a sophisticated palate......two PBR's, please."

"I donated to Haiti BEFORE the earthquake."

"I only eat organic foods for my body's health, but I still smoke."

"My favorite Pokemon is Diglett, because he's still underground."

"I like the color of these walls, they remind me of a Wes Anderson film."

"Hey, have you heard of this band? Didn't think so."

"It costs a lot of money to look this poor."

"87 degrees? Let me get my scarf."

Believe it or not, I have personally heard ALL of these. Damn, we're cool.