TRIXIE

Okay, world, so I more consider myself to be Hip by association. I live just on the fringes of LA, I'm an almost-but-not-quite vegan, and I know barely enough about music to BS it. I therefore feel obligated to blog so that people like me -- with no inherent knowledge or inclinations toward coolness -- can at least successfully mock and criticize Hip culture.

Why I'm Hip: I have curly hair, a degree I don't use, many artsy friends, and I've dated too many musicians. Plus, I know a shit-ton about movies and coffee. And I'm sleeping with Gabriel. (No, I really am. Even though he's in Ohio. Just accept it.)